Hogwarts staff room gossip is everything tbh.
The Professors talking about their favourite ships and who they think are going to end up dating
Professors betting on who’ll end up together. McGonagall discretely giving Dumbledore 10 galleons at Lily and James’s wedding.
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’